‘i needed a masculine role model to play sports w me’ bitch if you didn’t play sports for your whole childhood it probably means you don’t like fucking sports! having a man in your life doesnt suddenly make sports fun!

like damn did your gay mums ban sports? did they actively shame you away from playing catch? lesbians fucking invented sports. girls come out as softball players before we’re ready to properly come out as gay. what do u think roller derby is! sports are fucking gay and u were probably just a nerd the whole time!