oh no – 🍓🧀 (archive)

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen
the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

pirategf:

any movie: difficult relationships in family theme(s)

me: cool. so im crying,

any movie: healthy family portrayal

also me: cool. so im crying,

lauf-aiya-rson:

[id: tweet by kat kuhl @kat_kuhl_ reading “sometimes a friendship is just two people taking turns infodumping about terrible franchises the other has no interest in until one of you dies”. from 7/8/18, 8:19 pm]

Source: sonictoaster

just-shower-thoughts:

Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.

jannock-jess:

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar?

My Chiropractor: What?

gynandromorph:

ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:
-urgency
-challenge
-novelty and play
-interest
-being a contrarian little bitch

pom-seedss:

sunclean:

i could be an animal crossing villager! i’m round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me

I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!

76-totters-lane:

Ian: [gesturing at Susan] Who taught this child how to swear?

First Doctor: Me, bitch

woodmeat:

dapperalbinobudgie:

woodmeat:

Y’all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu