me, logically: itβs never gonna happen
the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did
Tag: oh no
yes I am fully aware that Iβm The Worstβ’ but I still wanna be likeβ¦β¦. loved and stuff

[id: tweet by kat kuhl @kat_kuhl_ reading βsometimes a friendship is just two people taking turns infodumping about terrible franchises the other has no interest in until one of you diesβ. from 7/8/18, 8:19 pm]
Sleep is the bodyβs best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.
Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar?Β
My Chiropractor: What?
ADHD is only motivated by 5 things:
-urgency
-challenge
-novelty and play
-interest
-being a contrarian little bitch
i could be an animal crossing villager! iβm round. i wear the same shirt every day. and i am easily befriended when the other party does anything nice for me
I only have about a dozen things to talk about that I cycle back and forth from but I am always super supportive and happy to see you!
Ian: [gesturing at Susan] Who taught this child how to swear?
First Doctor: Me, bitch
Y’all self conches about titty veins? Lol
Weβre self conscious about everything
Iβll suck a blood clot out that MF like Iβm Los Feratu
