that-kawoshin-evageek:

an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys

whatisthismommy:

Me hunting with my vampire friends: cracking open a boy with the cold ones

Me, a small town sheriff that just found evidence related to an unsolved murder from years ago: we’re gonna have to crack open a cold one, boys

maxiesatanofficial:

gudroo:

maxiesatanofficial:

“cracking open a cold one with the boys” is a good meme bc it’s very pure. no unnecessary hostility… no in your face sexuality… even when violent imagery is used it’s downplayed, arguably even subverted, as it is solely a metaphor for the time honored pursuit of getting together with the boys for some cold ones

it’s also the only good heterosexual-coded meme for similar reasons.

it doesnt have to be heterosexual-coded if the boys are all in a healthy polyamorous relationship with the cracker-opener-of-cold-ones

I like the way you think. cracking open cold ones is gay now