[Image Description: Tags reading “btw!!!!! wash yr hands b4 u touch urself!!!, bc I forgot I didn’t write Michael doing that, but u the reader should”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Hygiene advice from the author of My Immortal
see we should have kept Big Dick Energy sex/gender neutral. like Big Strap-On energy? Big Clit Energy? that’s all the same thing. it’s the same energy. a dick is not required for The Energy