Anywhere from 2.5 to 5.5, depending on the eldritch abomination in question.
As a sona radicalist, this ranking falls short because there is no fundamental difference between a sona of the mathematical constant e and the sona of a sexy wolf- both are the self expression of an individual given name and form. Instead, I propose increasing cuils with the increased distance of a sona through the conscious and unconscious action of aggregates:
Level 0: a sona
Level 1: a local sports team mascot
Level 2: a corporate brand
Level 3: government iconography
Level 4: the cool s, graffiti that is replicated across time and space with no discernable origin
a collection of star trek themed flat earth memes i’ve found on google images. i think about these a lot
[captions: 1st image: Jean Luc Picard face-palming. text reads: “they still think the mars rover is real”, written in all caps black impact font with an orange outline, for some reason.
2nd image: Picard making an exasperated gesture reaching forward. text reads: “for crying out loud, gravity is density you fool”, in blue all caps.
3rd image: a diagram of the earth and moon. There are two red force arrows labelled gravity, pointing from the earth to the moon and vice versa. On the moon is a blue arrow pointing perpendicular to the earth, labelled ‘moon’s speed’. Below the diagram is another picture of Picard making an exasperated gesture. text reads: “so the moon is pulling on the earth, and the earth is pulling on the moon. why are they not crashing into each other then!”
4th image: the picture of Picard face-palming. In white impact font reads, “You can’t see the curvature, because thr earth is too big… but you can see ships sailing over the horizon.“ red text reads, “you live on a plane not a planet”.]
Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"
imma need some context on that cause WHAT?
“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings “mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most
evidence 1:
Who/what cut down the trees to make them mesas, for what purpose, and with what tools?
I’ve actually looked a little deeper into this, and the short answer is that humans cut them down with future tech. This theory is a sub-theory of flat earth, as it makes use of a lot of the same basic assumptions about the world, most importantly that our entire worldview is a construct created by the elite that controls our world from the shadows. By keeping knowledge from us, they can treat us like sheep without expecting resistance. Part of this theory is that we had advanced machines and supercomputers way back, even in the ancient times, and that all history older than about 100 years is a lie crafted by this elite in the wake of a nuclear war in the 1800s.
What would we use all that wood for, and where did it go?
Rock is wood. Or rather, wood becomes rock as it grows and the trees reach massive heights. They essentially mined the trees for useful minerals and metals, and for the construction of whatever secret structres they use to control us.
Steal dnd settings from conspiracy theorists every day bc this shit is too good
Date a girl who’s a continuity error. When you take her out she’s wearing a pink sweater, but when you look at her again she’s wearing a yellow dress. She talks all the time about her little brother, but when you ask her about it she’s an only child. She forgets things easily, and she knows things she shouldn’t. She’s blonde, then brunette, then someone else entirely. It makes you a little uncomfortable, but no one else seems to notice and you still love her, so why worry?
Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat dying alone of starvation in an apartment and all the food and friends are in their head.
UR JOKING
This is a series of Halloween strips Jim Davis wrote and illustrated because he wanted to be legitimately scary instead of just “Halloween scary,” he had since clarified that the “abandoned home” scenario is not intended to be the canonical reality of the Garfield universe, it’s a terrifying fantasy Garfield is experiencing only to return to the true reality of Jon and Odie and all his friends with a new appreciation for them
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