a catholic reading the Voyages of Sinbad: *wipes tears from eye* it sure is, buddy

Yeah sex is cool i guess (if you’re into that sort of thing) but have you ever tried blasphemy or moderate-to-severe heresy against the tyrant that calls himself “God”?

mutant-aesthetic:

that’s literally what sex is though

only if you’re a Puritan or just do it REALLY WELL

humancoffeegrounds:

mjalti:

do u think that angels having sex with humans was seen as like beastiality in angel-world

do you think that when you reach the gates of heaven they’ll show you this post

bold of you to presume I can die

166:

im just some slime and god is poking me really hard in his stim video

minutia-r:

I like how @ has become a vocative particle

I think it should be used in more translations of ancient texts

remember, @man, that thou art mortal

@goddess, sing in me

jonphaedrus:

jupiterswhore:

i want this on my grave

[caption: an alert on ios from the app name “SPRINKLE OF JESUS” with the alert text “Condoms dont protect you from spiritually transmitted demons.”]

Source: jupiterswhore

gamerphobic:

me being dragged to hell in the middle of making my slime stim video

breaktotheotherside:

You: Sinner

Me, an intelectual: Sain’t

arythusa:

batteredshoes:

Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted, and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourselves in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you.— James 5:1-6

At first I thought this was an angry Tumblr post but then it turned out to be the Literal Bible and it got 1000x better

jacksisko:

i have a lot of questions about the cars universe after watching cars 2

1. there’s a car pope, so does that mean there was a car jesus?

2. there’s a separate, sentient car that is the car popemobile. was he created for the car pope? or is he a car that was renovated for the car pope?

3. are cars “born”????

4. cars 2 mentions dinosaurs. were the dinosaurs regular dinosaurs or car dinosaurs?

5. the main plot of cars 2 is about these older cars getting angry bc i guess their parts aren’t being made anymore. is there eugenics in the cars universe i’m?????

6. the cars ride inside airplanes which are also sentient, does this count as vore?

7. i’m still stuck on the car pope tbh