date-a-jew-suggestions:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

Iโ€™m so fucking tired of goyim ignoring antisemitism. They ignore everything until something so extreme happens, like the recent shooting. How about you start caring about us BEFORE WE FUCKING DIE. Just fucking LISTEN for ONCE when we say weโ€™re angry or scared or sad about the injustices we as a people have faced OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I donโ€™t know one single Jewish person who hasnt been touched by antisemitism. Iโ€™ve been called a kike more times than I can count. I went to elementary school with a boy who told me he wished Hitler had won the war. I was shouted at and threatened by a stranger for wearing a Magen David. My grandpa has had to respond to bomb threats at our synagogue. My grandma had to switch roommates in college because her roommate was violently antisemitic. My fucking Jewish PRESCHOOL had to have ARMED GUARDS to keep people from fucking MURDERING PRESCHOOL AGED JEWISH CHILDREN. I thought all preschools had armed guards until I was like 12. Just fucking LISTEN when we say things. Here, Iโ€™ll give you a list of things you NEED to listen to us about.

  • Holocaust deniers are violent antisemites, no exceptions. They are dangerous and do not deserve a platform to speak.
  • Jewish people cannot be nazis, no matter how much you disagree with them. Ben Shapiro is a piece of transphobic racist shit, but heโ€™s not and will never be a Nazi.
  • Trump and many people in his cabinet have repeatedly used antisemitic dog whistles, most recently calling himself a nationalist.
  • We. Are not. All. White. Stop being dicks to Jewish people of color.
  • And weโ€™re not all ashkenazi!!! Google is your friend if you donโ€™t know what that means.
  • Donโ€™t do that โ€œNazi puncherโ€ bullshit if you donโ€™t actively uplift and defend Jewish people. Punching nazis is a great thing but you need to uplift and support jews at the same time.
  • Stop pinning Israeli war crimes on random Jewish people. And stop demanding we tell you our opinions on Israel before you treat us with basic human decency.
  • GOY IS NOT A SLUR
  • Judaism is an ETHNORELIGION. I am both religiously AND ethnically Jewish. Itโ€™s not that hard to understand.
  • Stop tone policing us
  • Just fucking listen when we speak

Goyim please reblog

youstoodmeupforayardsale:

coolhotdad:

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macyโ€™s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my โ€œfakeโ€ purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood canโ€™t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macyโ€™s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that theyโ€™re all fakes.

this passed the bechdel test

poopcop:

erratticusfinch:

soulsoaker:

feanorus-rex:

โ€œwow, fea, so where can i watch this?โ€

HERE, is the broadway bootleg

and HERE is a community theater version with Andrew played by a woman which i love

HERE is another community theater versionย 

(guys please just watch this please its so good)

The dawning realization that this wasnโ€™t a goof on Hamilton but in fact is dead serious was one of the most horrifying feelings of my life

โ€œv funny but also sad because it deals with the trail of tearsโ€

(disabled lesbian, oooh a double minority!!)

sootonthecarpet:

sootonthecarpet:

really donโ€™t enjoy that a lot of anti gun people out thereโ€“a lot of anti gun politicians and reporters, people with influenceโ€“see guns and mentally ill people as equally dangerous and, ultimately, equally necessary to get rid of

โ€œthere are too many mentally ill people,โ€ especially in the same breath as gun control, is never going to sound like a desire to make treatment more accessible and is always going to sound like a threat.