genuinely no shade @ this person whatsoever i’m not poking fun but this is literally like one of the funniest combinations of words i have ever read on this website
[id: a screenshot of a reblog by jeezypetes reads “Can’t believe gorillas have the ability to kin and some of y’all still aren’t vegetarian”]
I think Princess Zelda lost her pregnancy 😦 Or else she gave birth and killed the babies, which is particularly sad because Samus is the one who impregnated her. At any rate she isn’t pregnant anymore.
To recap for anyone who missed it, Samus was found dead behind the castle a couple of weeks ago. Link died not long after that, so it’s just been Zelda, Bayonetta, and Pikachu chilling out with some snails.
Of course, none of those three can impregnate each other so no one is pregnant or coupled off right now. Pikachu’s babies are growing well. There are six still living. There were seven, but one escaped and Bayonetta ate it.
Because of course these updates always have to involve someone eating someone else. *sigh*
excuse me what
UPDATE: THOSE ARE OP’S FISHES
Blogging about my aquarium is fun
What the FUCK
I really thought this was about shitty fanfics
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?
Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.
But is this an example of Google spending their resources on a public good (modular cellphone tardigrade aquarium technology), or should we condemn it as a strategic move to obtain monopoly in the hand-held tardigrade space?
well they’re not wrong
“It’s sort of like bears hibernating, where they need the
environmental signals to tell them to do the thing. And they need time
to do the thing. We kept being like, ‘Why are all these guys dead?’ And
it was like, ‘Oh, it was a 70-degree day. That’s why they’re all dead,’”
said Borgatti.
…
“The first time that we discovered that the camera being on was an
obstacle for these guys staying alive was a little bit of a frightening
moment. It got to such a temperature where these guys were dying off,
and if you don’t think about it too hard, that’s almost like, ‘Oh my
gosh, how are you going to take pictures of these guys if they can’t
survive for a long period of time when the camera’s on?’ That’s kind of a
mini-crisis that sort of requires a lot of rethinking,” said Gonzalez.
…
The engineers designed the experience around nudges that let you “play”
with your tardigrades without killing them with love. “If you’ve been
looking at [them] too much, we’d have a control that says, the next time
you try to open the app if it hasn’t cooled down enough, it would say
‘They’re resting right now, why don’t you see some videos that we’ve
taken before’, or what-not,” said Feehan.
“Cadbury is no good! I personally prefer Lindt, for they don’t cave in to this PC Lefty bullshit of making halal Easter eggs. They make sure there’s pig’s blood in every single one! Just like how my mother used to make.”
She bit into one. Blood and nougat burst from the core.
“Mmmm… delicious.” She reached for a chocolate bunny and, with one swift bite, severed its head clean in two. “Oh my, this one is particularly bloody. How very Australian.”
“Have a safe Easter,” she said as blood dripped down her horrifying snarl of a smile. The red mingled with her already red sweater, creating a horrific drip pattern. “Be safe,” she repeated, softer, bloodier, as she stared deep into the camera.
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