[id: a tweet by @AndrewChamings reads:Β βwife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dickβ]Β
Tag: idk
a spork, you know, kind of like a spoon, except made of pork
reverse turing test: you learn binary code and smash out those 0s and 1s so fucking fast that computers are like Woah Shit You Are A Robot
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someone Galaxy Brained that post with “Actually traps are straight guys”
I had my first orgasm (involuntarily) to keetongu dying in one of the bionicle movies
do i look like a priest to you
Top 10 worst mutations of the word βpussyβ
in no particular order
β’ spussy
β’ bussy
β’ pubssy
β’ spupssy
β’ buzzy
β’ bubssy
β’ pfussy
β’ clussy
β’ mussy
β’ puΚy
β’pubby
What they say:
There is a skeleton inside you.The truth:
You are inside your skeleton. You are a brain.What the fuck
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