pervocracy:

pervocracy:

There’s a sign on the wall at the place I’m working today. It says:

β€œHugging is good medicine! It transfers energy and gives the person hugged an emotional lift. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth.”

what

4 hugs for survival

8 hugs for maintenance

12 hugs for growth

1 hug to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them

Fan-Made Olive Garden LARP Has Unlimited Breadsticks And Heart

dr-archeville:

Role-playing games can take many shapes and forms beyond the dice-rolling of Dungeons and Dragons.Β 
One game designer wrote a live-action role-playing game meant to be
played specifically at the chain restaurant Olive Garden, and it’s
strangely heartfelt.

Jeff Stormer, a podcaster and game designer living in Philadelphia, told Kotaku over Twitter DMs that his idea for an Olive Garden live action role-playing game started out as a joke.

β€œA
podcaster friend of mine, James Malloy, was messing with another
podcasting friend of ours, Meghan Dornbrock, about an Olive Garden gift
card he spotted in a photo she took, and he @’d me on Discord asking if
I’d write an Olive Garden LARP,” he said.Β  Stormer says he is not one to
refuse a joke request, so he finished most of it in the span of an hour,
then circled back to complete the rest a few weeks later.Β  β€œThen, months
later, I was out drinking with my wife, and realized I’d never tweeted
it to the official Olive Garden Twitter, and, for some reason, felt they
needed to see my masterpiece,” he said.

The game is simple.Β  Titled after the restaurant’s tagline, β€œWhen You’re Here, You’re Family,”
the game asks Β the members of your party to form a new society as a
community.Β  The adventurers order Olive Garden’s classic deal β€” unlimited
soup, salad and breadsticks.Β  As each round of food gets delivered, the
characters become a new β€œfamily” and, therefore, a new generation of
their community.Β  They reflect on how things have changed, for better or
for worse, thereby building out the mythology of the generations of
β€œfamily” they have created.Β  Once several generations have eaten their
fill, the players can order a coffee, at which point their characters
become a new group of pilgrims discussing why they’ve decided to leave
their previous community and embark on a new life.Β  Stormer ends the LARP
with a reminder to tip your waiter β€œextremely well.”

β€œMy
favorite moments in the LARP are probably right in the beginning and
right at the end β€” when the players/’Community’ decides where they’re
headed and why they have to leave, and then when the cycle repeats
itself in the end,” Stormer said.Β  β€œThat, or the way the game subverts
the idea of β€˜family’ by making every generation kind of embarrassed and
frustrated with the generation before.Β  That feels very honest to the
conversations I’ve had with people about family histories.”

Stormer
said that he hasn’t done the LARP yet, though some of his friends have
reached out to him to tell him about Olive Gardens nearby, so it’s a
possibility.Β  He is very serious about becoming an Olive
Garden-sanctioned LARP designer, though.Β  β€œI don’t expect that title to
come with benefits or pay or anything β€” just the bragging rights is
enough,” he said.Β  β€œNow, do I expect to actually GET that title?Β  Probably
not.Β  But it’s important to have to dreams.Β  ”If Olive Garden isn’t
impressed, Stormer said he’s got some killer ideas for Red Lobster.

β€œβ€¦
the way the game subverts the idea of β€˜family’ by making every
generation kind of embarrassed and frustrated with the generation before.” – β€˜Subverts’?Β  Sounds more like β€˜represents’.

Fan-Made Olive Garden LARP Has Unlimited Breadsticks And Heart

writing-prompt-s:

You’ve recently died and gone to heaven, only it’s not what you’d expected. Instead of white clouds and angels with harps, it’s a secret fight club where residents duke it out for fun.l, having spent centuries honing their abilities.
You’ve only just turned up, and you’ve been given a free bet on the day’s big match: Winston Churchill vs Walt Disney

jayda95:

heckacute:

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.Β 

hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life

paisleypetals:

sakakoura:

I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg. Β 

here’s some personal favorites of mine. Β synopsis included.Β 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos. Β they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbitΒ 

aΒ β€œthe fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

Β willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck festΒ 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

don’t forget the amount of editing effort that goes into a lot of them, that DESERVES some massive props