Thereβs a sign on the wall at the place Iβm working today. It says:
βHugging is good medicine! It transfers energy and gives the person hugged an emotional lift. You need four hugs a day for survival, eight for maintenance, and twelve for growth.β
what
4 hugs for survival
8 hugs for maintenance
12 hugs for growth
1 hug to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Role-playing games can take many shapes and forms beyond the dice-rolling of Dungeons and Dragons.Β
One game designer wrote a live-action role-playing game meant to be
played specifically at the chain restaurant Olive Garden, and itβs
strangely heartfelt.
Jeff Stormer, a podcaster and game designer living in Philadelphia, told Kotaku over Twitter DMs that his idea for an Olive Garden live action role-playing game started out as a joke.
βA
podcaster friend of mine, James Malloy, was messing with another
podcasting friend of ours, Meghan Dornbrock, about an Olive Garden gift
card he spotted in a photo she took, and he @βd me on Discord asking if
Iβd write an Olive Garden LARP,β he said.Β Stormer says he is not one to
refuse a joke request, so he finished most of it in the span of an hour,
then circled back to complete the rest a few weeks later.Β βThen, months
later, I was out drinking with my wife, and realized Iβd never tweeted
it to the official Olive Garden Twitter, and, for some reason, felt they
needed to see my masterpiece,β he said.
The game is simple.Β Titled after the restaurantβs tagline, βWhen Youβre Here, Youβre Family,β
the game asks Β the members of your party to form a new society as a
community.Β The adventurers order Olive Gardenβs classic deal β unlimited
soup, salad and breadsticks.Β As each round of food gets delivered, the
characters become a new βfamilyβ and, therefore, a new generation of
their community.Β They reflect on how things have changed, for better or
for worse, thereby building out the mythology of the generations of
βfamilyβ they have created.Β Once several generations have eaten their
fill, the players can order a coffee, at which point their characters
become a new group of pilgrims discussing why theyβve decided to leave
their previous community and embark on a new life.Β Stormer ends the LARP
with a reminder to tip your waiter βextremely well.β
βMy
favorite moments in the LARP are probably right in the beginning and
right at the end β when the players/βCommunityβ decides where theyβre
headed and why they have to leave, and then when the cycle repeats
itself in the end,β Stormer said.Β βThat, or the way the game subverts
the idea of βfamilyβ by making every generation kind of embarrassed and
frustrated with the generation before.Β That feels very honest to the
conversations Iβve had with people about family histories.β
Stormer
said that he hasnβt done the LARP yet, though some of his friends have
reached out to him to tell him about Olive Gardens nearby, so itβs a
possibility.Β He is very serious about becoming an Olive
Garden-sanctioned LARP designer, though.Β βI donβt expect that title to
come with benefits or pay or anything β just the bragging rights is
enough,β he said.Β βNow, do I expect to actually GET that title?Β Probably
not.Β But itβs important to have to dreams.Β βIf Olive Garden isnβt
impressed, Stormer said heβs got some killer ideas for Red Lobster.
ββ¦
the way the game subverts the idea of βfamilyβ by making every
generation kind of embarrassed and frustrated with the generation before.β β βSubvertsβ?Β Sounds more like βrepresentsβ.
Youβve recently died and gone to heaven, only itβs not what youβd expected. Instead of white clouds and angels with harps, itβs a secret fight club where residents duke it out for fun.l, having spent centuries honing their abilities.
Youβve only just turned up, and youβve been given a free bet on the dayβs big match: Winston Churchill vs Walt Disney
Iβm addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. Youβre a tiny weed nugget and Iβm going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is.Β
hands down the lamest post iβve ever read in my life
I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg. Β
hereβs some personal favorites of mine. Β synopsis included.Β
keep in mind that none of these are parody videos. Β theyβre all 100% serious I promise you
in contrast to star trek, the more i learn about the star wars universe, the more i wish i hadnβt. every new tidbit of information feels like the franchise spiraling further out of my reach, itβs like world-unbuildingΒ