cat – 🍓🧀 (archive)

dizzyybun:

magicact:

magicact:

i am a simple man. i search for warmth and tiny spaces to curl up in

i like to have my head petted also

I diagnose you with cat

all of us would curl up in a shoe box if we were able to.

slimy:

mjalti:

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

[id: a tag reads #my cat wrote this]

cursedcatimages:

This is unbelievably cursed

my cat is a shoulder cat!!!!! i just have been holding them wrong for 2 Years

mylordshesacactus:

tiny-septic-box-sam:

naeshitsherlock:

Every now and again I get updates from my friend studying vet med

Cats have no code of ethics confirmed

[id: handout reading:

Handling: General Considerations

The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no ‘code of ethics’ or consideration for its own future. In a fair fight it will win.

1) DON’T FIGHT A CAT
2) USE YOUR BRAIN
3) USE DRUGS]

Source: naeshitsherlock

mossbian:

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

13kouignamannallygators:

13kouignamannallygators:

i love how ppl feel the need to say “huuuh how do people let their cats get so fat” like cats are some kind of naive todlers and not 100% aware of what they’re doing

so many households have one fat cat and one skinny cat. you think it’s the human’s fault ? you ever tried denying food to a cat ? we don’t own them, we serve them and if they’re using us to get fat they’re just the smartest people on earth and they’re living their best life

eleanorchidi:

so i spent time on this

[id: 6 cat pictures. pic 1 is of a fluffy orange cat, sitting in a doorway looking up shocked. a possum is behind it. the cat is labelled “chidi”, the possum is “the desire to use almond milk in his coffee”

pic 2 is a grey striped cat desperately trying to put it’s face in a bowl. a human hand is pushing the cat back by the head, but it’s still leaning forward into it, making its eyes look huge.

the cat is “chidi” and the bowl is labelled “almond milk”.

pic 3 is a light grey cat sitting next to the edge of a sink, labelled “chidi”, next to a carton of milk, labelled “almond milk”. the cat is making a really intense facial expression, and scrunching up it’s face like it’s angry or sick

pic 4 is a very blurry picture of a cat, it’s eyes are closed and baring it’s teeth, as if crying out or hissing. it’s labelled “chidi after drinking the almond milk”

pic 5 is a very fluffy cat lying down on it’s back, it’s wide eyes open as if in shock, as someone is vacuuming it’s tummy. the cat is “chidi” the vacuum head is “almond milk related guilt”

pic 6 is a grey cat looking sad and hunched over, with a human hand giving it the middle finger. the cat is labelled “chidi drinking the almond milk”, the hand is “also chidi”]