clitcheese:

the news keeps reporting on that uni of Newcastle hazing video as “including footage of students made to drink from each other’s ballsacks” and geez that’s an ambiguous sentence i keep thinking the worst and that they’re puncturing them with straws like fucking capri suns but, it’s just like, holding out the scrotum and pooling alcohol in it like a kinda fucked version of belly button shots but oh my god the way they say it every fucking time i just hear. that they’re drinking scrotum fluid. They Need to find a more clear way to say this

i’d like to formally apologise to anyone who’s gone through my nsfw expecting my nudes and got this instead

This is probably goodbye

lil-uni:

So tumblr is probably gonna delete my blog soon, cause it’s naughty as hell.

Thanks for all the support! I appreciate all the wishlist buys and the camshow tips and all the kind things people have sent to me over the years.

Here are all my other locations where you can find me

Follow me on twitter! Most active, always tweetin, postin’ nudes and selfies. DO IT! twitter.com/Lil_UnicornGirl

I’ll still be camming at chaturbate.com/unicorntrap

Wishlist: 

amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/3TB0FGUA2TVXD?&sort=default

Twitch: 

twitch.tv/little_uni_

Pornhub: pornhub.com/users/unicorntrap (mostly old videos)

Manyvids: manyvids.com/Profile/1001556752/LittleUnicorn (I got one clip on there)

Fetlife: fetlife.com/users/3336609

If you wanna help me out, or say thanks in a financial form,   Squarecash: cash.me/$UnicornTrap is the best way to do that

ALRIGHT, Love all of you! Take care! ❤

Uni