death – 🍓🧀 (archive)

zagreus:

therapist: so you make jokes online about being an ancient and eternal being as a means of coping with the inexorable onward march of time and the inevitability of your own death?

me:

patrexes:

thecalmbeforethestorm99:

patrexes:

patrexes:

anyway while yall are logged off tumblr on dec 17 to protest tits how about you also go to a protest or vigil because dec 17 is the international day to end violence against sex workers

we’re about 160% as likely to be murdered as you are to get the clap, & about 4x as likely to be murdered as you are to go to the hospital for the flu. consider… giving a shit about those numbers, maybe. that’d be nice.

here’s a map of events happening worldwide.

Trans people are more likely to be murdered. Especially trans women

Why waste your time on whores who can’t get a real job?

aaaaand this is why i’m done being nice to civilians.

statistically speaking, trans people in the US have an adjusted murder rate of 46 per 100k. sex workers in the US have an adjusted murder rate of 229 per 100k. 62% of trans people murdered worldwide whose professions we know? sex workers.

trans people are significantly more likely to become sex workers than cisgender people. trans people are twice as likely to do sex work than cisgender people—12% of trans people self-reported having done sex work in the NTCE USTS.

i don’t feel like giving you any more statistics actually

you’re scum

whorephobia is a trans rights issue

stabsinthe:

“you cannot kill me in a way that matters” is so raw and powerful but it comes from an incomprehensible shitpost about mushrooms

memesonthehour:

[id: “Child: When I grow up, I —

Anti-Vaccine Mom:”, the attached image is of spongebob squarepants in a cowboy hat, saying “slow down there buckaroo”]

bisexualpiratequeen:

bbloodflowrs:

hi goths are allowed to pose on my grave when i die

Fuck it I DEMAND goths taking selfies in my grave

zadiest:

i refuse to die until things are better and that is a threat

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

chaosmaid:

thanbk:

yourgothboyfriend:

valid-bastard:

Challenged to a knife fight at Claire’s

Won a knife fight at Claire’s

died in a knife fight at Claire’s

haunting the lipgloss display eternally as penance for my senselessly violent knife-based death at Claire’s

swordlesbianism:

grednforgesgirl:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

swordlesbianism:

Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES?

What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen?

WHAT’S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING?

WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN?

Hey OP are you okay

no

groundergirlfriends:

beetlegarden:

we are not born to die!! what are you talking about!! do you think a book begins just to finish? do you think a song opens with a beautiful chord just for it to end? you don’t read the book to finish it, you read the book to eat up the excitement and the emotions it evokes!! to learn and to digest and to fall in love and be heartbroken!! you listen to the song to dance and dance and sing your throat raw!!! to cry and smile and swell with the harmonies!! yes, we are born with the inevitable fate of death, we are mortal after all, but that is merely the finale of the play!! the final act, the closing of the curtains – we are not born to take a bow and exit stage left!! we are born to love and be joyous and yell and move and learn and cry and feelfeelfeel!!! we are not born to die, silly, we’re born to live!!!

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