Citizens of beach city: hey Steven who are these giants and why are you hanging out with them after they attacked us
Steven: oh these are my new moms who also were technically my moms before any of my other moms. But that was back when I was my mom so I dunno if it counts
Citizens: incomprehensible. Have a good day
Tag: steven universe spoilers

[id: a screencap of steven universe with bismuth putting her head under lava and stress-screaming while steven looks worried. bismuth is labelled βmeβ, and the lava is βthat gay shitβ]
lapis, a couple episodes ago: iβm so scared of the diamonds iβll never face them im leaving earth bye
lapis, now: hey you big blue bitch iβm depressed What Is Good
Super Duper 100% Serious Steven UniverseΒ βWho Shattered Pink Diamondβ Theory
-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blueβs shit for all of eternity because cβmon, look at them, youβd rather pretend to be dead too.
1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW
5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Jasper you thirsty cheeto
[a steven universe comic. first panel, Greg is washing a car. Jasper bursts out of the roof of the car, shouting βGREG!β. Leaning over and grabbing him by the shoulders, she asks βYOU FUCKED PINK DIAMOND?β. Greg responds βuhhhhh…β. last is a close up of Jasper blushing: βWHAT WAS IT LIKE?!?!β]
Greg Universe is now a millionaire and officially a member of the most powerful family in the galaxy now. And all he had to do was just be himself.
THE TRUTH ABOUT ROSE QUARTZ! | Rebecca Sugar Interview!!!
WARNING! WATCH THE STEVEN UNIVERSE SPECIAL! Β
This Episode: Rebecca Sugar sits down with Sam to help us understand Roseβs revelations from this weekβs new episodes of Steven Universe, βCanβt go backβ and βA Single Pale Roseβ by explaining the hidden clues and what they mean for the future of the Crystal Gems. Speaking of interesting moms, Rupertβs mom has a special motherβs day shout out with appearances by Max, the voice of Baby Panda, Philip Solomon from Craig of the Creek, as well as Courtenay Taylor, Ashly Burch, and Kari Wahlgren from OK KO. We even have Elliott and Naomi who play Oscar and Pajamas from the upcoming Cartoon Network original series Summer Camp Island!Β
you still sure about your “rose is pink diamond” theory?
So, wait, did Pearl ever actually choose to rebel? Has she only been “free” since Steven was born? I’m a little confused, and a lot of people are worried about and unsettled by the possibility that she never had a choice, if she could have been ordered to go along with it.
At the end ofΒ βSingle Pale Roseβ you see Pearl and Rose discussing together the action theyβre about to take. Its a decision that theyβre making together. Rose is not ordering to do this as a servant, but asking her as a comrade and a friend.
More to come in future episodesβ¦
steven universe spoilers
Pearl most likely never broke her programming. the phrasing of βso, for my last order to you as a diamond, please, letβs never speak of this again. no one can knowβ that sheβs taken this long to break, and even then, through successively buried memories, and even then not really if you count the loophole that if Steven is Pink, she hasnβt told anyone knew.
Sheβs still obeying her diamondβs orders, sheβs never really rebelled against anyone. It even makes sense for a Pearlβs orders to include putting her diamond above anyone else, even homeworld, and rebelling against homeworld only on her diamondβs orders isnβt rebelling against anything. the worst part is that people were meant to relate with Pearl, but now with this new revelation itβs like she never actually had any character development at all. even Peridot rebelled against her diamond and meant it, and sheβs been on the show for half the time.
i remember saying about a year or two ago something like, βI really wish itβs revealed that it was Pearl who started the rebellion first before Rose joins in, because I really hate the trope of a perfect servant who never thinks of freedom on her own until someone tells her about it. esp bc Pearl would have been in the best position to figure out the diamonds themselves arenβt perfect"
and as flawed as Pearl/Rose was, it was relateable (lesbians relate to pining for someone unavailable, who knew). Rose was the one who helped free her from a life of servitude, but no, plot twist, thatβs now the relationship between a slave and her owner that sheβs fallen in love with.
i know the show is going to going to go further with developing this, but at this point itβs really hard to see anything other than how they turned the rebellion itself into a royalβs pet vanity project, and turned a main character from a rebel and war hero into a servant who was only ever doing what sheβs told,, and hasnβt disobeyed a single order from her diamond until now.





