juniepops:

Citizens of beach city: hey Steven who are these giants and why are you hanging out with them after they attacked us

Steven: oh these are my new moms who also were technically my moms before any of my other moms. But that was back when I was my mom so I dunno if it counts

Citizens: incomprehensible. Have a good day

Super Duper 100% Serious Steven UniverseΒ β€œWho Shattered Pink Diamond” Theory

azuresquirrel:

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-No one. The whole thing was faked (JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING) by Pink Diamond herself who was just goddamn sick and tired of dealing with Yellow and Blue’s shit for all of eternity because c’mon, look at them, you’d rather pretend to be dead too.

1/8/18 – HONESTLY THIS JOKE POST IS BECOMING A STRONG CONTENDER RIGHT NOW

5/7/18 – FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK????? FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!

the-world-of-steven-universe:

THE TRUTH ABOUT ROSE QUARTZ! | Rebecca Sugar Interview!!!


WARNING! WATCH THE STEVEN UNIVERSE SPECIAL! Β 


This Episode:
Rebecca Sugar sits down with Sam to help us understand Rose’s revelations from this week’s new episodes of Steven Universe, β€œCan’t go back” and β€œA Single Pale Rose” by explaining the hidden clues and what they mean for the future of the Crystal Gems. Speaking of interesting moms, Rupert’s mom has a special mother’s day shout out with appearances by Max, the voice of Baby Panda, Philip Solomon from Craig of the Creek, as well as Courtenay Taylor, Ashly Burch, and Kari Wahlgren from OK KO. We even have Elliott and Naomi who play Oscar and Pajamas from the upcoming Cartoon Network original series Summer Camp Island!Β 

So, wait, did Pearl ever actually choose to rebel? Has she only been “free” since Steven was born? I’m a little confused, and a lot of people are worried about and unsettled by the possibility that she never had a choice, if she could have been ordered to go along with it.

joethejohnston:

At the end ofΒ β€˜Single Pale Rose’ you see Pearl and Rose discussing together the action they’re about to take. Its a decision that they’re making together. Rose is not ordering to do this as a servant, but asking her as a comrade and a friend.

More to come in future episodes…

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Pearl most likely never broke her programming. the phrasing of β€œso, for my last order to you as a diamond, please, let’s never speak of this again. no one can know” that she’s taken this long to break, and even then, through successively buried memories, and even then not really if you count the loophole that if Steven is Pink, she hasn’t told anyone knew.

She’s still obeying her diamond’s orders, she’s never really rebelled against anyone. It even makes sense for a Pearl’s orders to include putting her diamond above anyone else, even homeworld, and rebelling against homeworld only on her diamond’s orders isn’t rebelling against anything. the worst part is that people were meant to relate with Pearl, but now with this new revelation it’s like she never actually had any character development at all. even Peridot rebelled against her diamond and meant it, and she’s been on the show for half the time.

i remember saying about a year or two ago something like, β€œI really wish it’s revealed that it was Pearl who started the rebellion first before Rose joins in, because I really hate the trope of a perfect servant who never thinks of freedom on her own until someone tells her about it. esp bc Pearl would have been in the best position to figure out the diamonds themselves aren’t perfect"

and as flawed as Pearl/Rose was, it was relateable (lesbians relate to pining for someone unavailable, who knew). Rose was the one who helped free her from a life of servitude, but no, plot twist, that’s now the relationship between a slave and her owner that she’s fallen in love with.

i know the show is going to going to go further with developing this, but at this point it’s really hard to see anything other than how they turned the rebellion itself into a royal’s pet vanity project, and turned a main character from a rebel and war hero into a servant who was only ever doing what she’s told,, and hasn’t disobeyed a single order from her diamond until now.