clitcheese:

remember when tumblr genuinely thought kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove was…. queercoded

bc he’s not overly masculine, has no love interest and is in drag for one whole scene to disguise him Being a Fucking Llama

remember Kuzco is the best Disney princess. remember Jack Sparrow is the best Disney princess too

there’s a particularly shit no homo joke when he has to use mouthwash after receiving cpr from Patcha, the joke being kissing a dude is worse than kissing a llama. What kind of lens did you watxh this through to get a queer narrative