fyeahjohnmurphy:

fyeahjohnmurphy:

these golden globes where everyone is wearing the same thing are the perfect opportunity to kill woody allen together, orient express style, but will they do it? No,

if all of those black-wearing rich pricks arent planning on hovering over woody allen’s bed with swords in their hands like the soul-void Nazgul that they are by the END of this night, then i dont wanna hear it