highly-radioactive-nerd:

highly-radioactive-nerd:

Listen, i’d absolutely fuck a consenting, self-aware monster, but I wouldn’t fuck every monster.

A werewolf, he comes to me and says “hey, you wanna go for a ride?” and I says “sure” because he’s hot.

But If Godzilla came to me and says that, no. Godzilla is a father figure. Not for fucking.

And listen, if any of you heretics come on this post and call Godzilla your daddy, you better hope to god your name is Minilla or Minya or Godzilla Jr or else i will find you and shame you.