If Donald Trump is racist, so is Australia and Malcolm Turnbull, says US Homeland Security chief.
“We agree with you completely,” responded a large amount of Australians. “You’ve hit the nail completely on the head. They’re both a bunch of big old racists who have racist policies against refugees. Glad you’ve finally admitted it.”
“Actually I meant to use that as an argument as to why Trump isn’t racist,” replied the security chief, Kirstjen Nielsen.
“Nope. Doesn’t work that way. You’re bad at logic and also your president is a racist.”
Australians started singing a catchy sitcom-esque theme song. “Trump and Turnbull racists togeeetheerrr, you know what they say about birds of a feaaattherr. Treating refugees with disdain, I hope no one ever votes for them again! Badadadaaaa they’re bad people aaayeeahhaaa.” (followed by a guitar solo).
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