clitcheese:

clitcheese:

“skeletons and zombies are the same thing. skeletons just have less meat”

— absolute coward proverb, full of lies

SKELETONS 💀 DON’T 💀 NEED💀 BRAINS 💀 FOOLS 💀💀☠☠😹💅

zombies = slow, sluggish, can’t swordfight, always moaning, no stealth capability

skeletons = agile, powerful, can swordfight, could also do backflips probably. the superior warriors. they’ve already infiltrated our puny bodies. meat is for the weak