not my circus, not my monkeys
not my playlist without funkies

not my aunties, not my unkies
not my soup without my chunkies

not my straight A’s, not my flunkies
not my romance novel hunkies

not my emos, not my punkies,
not my final round slam dunkies

not my robot, not my clunkies,
not my garbage eating skunkies

not my river, not my duckies
not my boat that’s getting sunkies