jerseydevilslesbianlover:

pidge-gunson:

neko-crimson:

what the actual fuck

Men don’t know women can pee

ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body

i couldnt find this post captioned anywhere so here we fucking go

“But she was, for the bathroom door didn’t altogether close, due to the old frame of the house settling over the centuries, and she had to sit on the toilet some minutes waiting for the pee to come. Men, they were able to conjure it up immediately, that was one of their powers, that thunderous splashing as they stood lordly above the bowl. Everything about them was more direct, their insides weren’t the maze women’s were, for the pee to find its way through.” excerpt from
The Witches of Eastwick (1984) by award-winning author John Updike,
it apparently has a film adaptation.