shock:

shock:

none of you could ever convince me that 50 first dates isnt a horror movie like just slap some scary music over that shit and its terrifying the whole thing

imagine waking up, you don’t remember why you’re on a boat or how you got 6 months pregnant, there’s a video tape next to your bed that says ‘PLAY ME’ and you play it and you find out that adam sandler kidnapped you, you’re trapped on a boat in the middle of nowhere, apparently you’ve not only fucked before but you’ve already had a CHILD with him, and your memory will reset again in 24 hours the way it has every day for the past 10 years since a fatal accident