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vanillalesbean:

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My friend told me that his strength trainer in high school was a ripped power top bear whose boyfriend was also a massive bear. The two bears actually wrestled for an hour before their first time having sex to establish which was the dominant one.

To this day, I still think that to be the most masculine thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Straight men need to up their game.

I’m really tired and confuse, why was a woodland animal teach ur friend how to lift weights?

you’re precious