clitcheese:

i conditioned the cat by saying ‘Oi’ whenever they’re naughty but now they think me going oi means i’m upset so they come over to comfort me. the naughty thing they were doing was walking back and forth over the laptop, so they’re comforting me by, guess what, standing on the laptop to nuzzle me. also lying on it to with their tummy out to show me they’re comfortable with me. what a sweet little dickhead

ok google how to pavlov a cat into being less dumb