this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
[id: three replies. usbdongle: “i would choke on gene wilder’s cock”
terribadger: “Would you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”
theatticgoblin: “I don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can”]
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