jonphaedrus:

haybuck-pony:

This is officially the best gender choice in a game ever.

[caption: screenshot from a text-based game that has the question “may we ask whether you’re a lady or a gentleman?” with the responses:

• a lady
• a gentleman
• my dear sir, there are individuals roaming the streets of fallen london at this very moment with the faces of squid. squid! do you ask them their gender? and yet you waste our time asking me trifling and impertinent questions about mine. it is my own business, sir, and i bid you good day.

the third response is checked.]