[id: a 4chan post labelled ‘That Guy’. It reads:

>Playing DnD
>Wizard gets into a fight with an important NPC
>When
the wizard realizes who the NPC is, he apologizes and asks “As a token
of my goodwill, would you like me to make you a magical sword?”
>NPC agrees
>Wizard casts polymorph and turns them into a sword.
>Argues that the NPC shouldn’t have a will save because they agreed to it.]