mayaoishiina:

me: hey, make sure to give me your characters backstory so i can include it in the campaign, don’t worry about sending too much or making it too detailed the more you send me the more I can work in about their past

my players: 

[id: a decal in a rear window reads “Born On A Mountain / Raised In A Cave / Truckin And Fuckin / Is All I Crave”]