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[image description: a screenshot of a tweet by Julia Galef @.juliagalef that reads, “I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs

eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then auddwnly growled at me, so I left

As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, ‘You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends’”]