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roadhonk:

once a month I loudly lament the fact that it’s extremely hard to wear my favorite shirt in public

Description: a picture of a shirt featuring spongebob screaming and cop car emojis on fire. Text at the top and bottom reads “🚫LIFE IS A FUCKING SCAM🚫🚫5500 YEARS OF CIVILIZATION🚫” Under which it says “🚫WE SAY ‘NO MORE!‘🚫” over “FUCK OFF”