[id: a tweet by @AndrewChamings reads:Β βwife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dickβ]Β
[id: a tweet by @AndrewChamings reads:Β βwife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dickβ]Β