standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay
You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means
Author: peasantchick
can solid snake murder an inkling child in dracula’s castle in your precious melee? no??
ngl sometimes i look at my paypal balance and do an autoconversion in my head to chicken nuggets
Fact: A lot of people are confused about what bisexuality is or what it means to be bi. To clarify: “bi” is short for the word “bike” which in itself is actually short for “bichael”. We hope this clears things up.
The etymology dates back to the painting of the sexting chapel by Bichaelangelo.
Sometimes…people who claim to be neutral….are just spineless.
nest:
its so fucking funny when people in straight relationships try to use top/bottom language to describe their sex lives. my housemate was talking about “topping” her boyfriend and i was like “you peg him?” and she got all disgusted and was like NO I JUST LIKE BEING ON TOP!!!!
we really really need to oppress the hets man they’re playing with fire they’re using ideas they dont understand. they’re running with scissors
i want one episode of Steven Universe where they see a jewlery store and just lose it
liberals: what do you mean “200 years”? ever since the first chimpanzee picked up a stick to eat ants with and called it his, every society in the whole world has operated under capitalism! bartering, gift economies, feudalism, mercantilism, hunter-gatherer societies, all these different institutions in their many forms are all types of capitalism, as long as any single person owns a toothbrush!
liberals: but also communism can only ever take exactly 1 form and it’s exactly like the USSR
[id: tweet from Zach @actualzach commenting: when u carry ur pet to ur room and it walks out
Original tweet from SZA @sza: Wish I meant more to u.]
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