Author: peasantchick

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

tiny brain: playing a dragonborn to breathe fire

big brain: playing a dragonborn to be a member of a Proud Warrior Race like a fantasy klingon

galaxy brain: playing a dragonborn to lay eggs

interdimensional brain: playing any other race and still laying eggs because nothing in the books says you can’t

tomcats-and-tophats:

I was thinking about how you never really see older bi women portrayed or talked about in any way and how bisexuality is linked to immaturity all the time, and then thought about how this fits into the inverse stereotype of lesbians as the old unwed cat lady, and how these are both part of the same misogynist narrative: a woman is bisexual when she’s young and attractive and trying to gain male attention, and she retires as a lesbian when no man wants her. It’s all an attempt to revolve w/w attraction around men, all misogyny.

bumbleshark:

bumbleshark:

pros to hugging yer tall girlfriend:

  • that physically enveloped feeling thats so warm and soft and good
  • you can nuzzle into her neck for the hug depending on the duration
  • her arms will 100% always be wrapped around and over you
  • safe and snug
  • titty:face ratio is in your favor 

pros to hugging yer short girlfriend:

  • yer a being of love and protection. so strong yet soft
  • her arms? wrapped around your waist?? im swooning
  • you get to smoosh yer face into her neck/hair hhhhhhh ❤
  • KISSES ON THE CROWN OF HER HEAD HOLY MOLEY
  • your titty:her face

boujee-geminiiheauxx:

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.