Author: peasantchick

gaygothur:

Me: Hi

Bisexual character written by a straight person: Oh! I don’t like labels. I don’t like to pick sides. I just like people. I like to shop at two different grocery stores. I like to eat at Burger King and McDonalds, if you know what I mean. Let’s just say I wear two different socks. I prefer ketchup AND mustard on my hamburgers. I’m just gonna say that I own two different pairs of underwear. I don’t want to be like one of those people, but how about I just say that I like to drink my coffee from two different mugs?

my mom actually got me my gf cause she came up to her and started gushing about me and showed her a picture and was like ‘shes always whining about not having a girlfriend:/ and i always say honey one day the right girl will come!! heres her numer, can you tell her im right??’ and later that day the girl texted me ‘are you really such a whiny bottom that even your mom knows’ and we hooked up and got together afterwards so thanks mom youre the best

ughquaria:

i’m screaming every single part of this is wild and it just keeps getting better 

bogleech:

It’s wild to think about how our blood is “made” by our bones but it’s virtually never addressed in our culture. Our skeletons are our blood making organ. That should be so important to us.

Every fictional skeleton should have blood AND bone powers.

mrsdewinter:

queer eye but its five trans women turning up at ur house and one teaches u coding, one goes thru ur spotify and replaces all ur playlists with harsh noise, one buys u chokers, one chastises u for ur choice in political theory and one smokes weed with u for an hour and u talk abt traumas