“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,
[id: a tweet by Canadian Pride @fox_fusion reads:
“Why do millennials hate the rich?” “Why do millennials pirate everything?” “Why do millennials drift towards socialism?” “Why are millennial furries?”
straight creators when they get asked if their character is gay: Art is meant to be interpreted. If you think she is gay, then she is gay. I’m honoured that this character has meant something to members of the LGBTQ community; it’s very humbling that you see your experiences reflected in her. Thank you.
gay creators when they get asked if their character is gay: ya lmao
regular streaming shows are a curse i watched the first episode of critical role season 2 a month ago thinking this is a great point to jump on oh shit hang on i’m already 100 hours behind
concept: t’pring and michael were childhood friends. t’pring views michael as a big sister figure and comes to her for advice. whenever spock and t’pring interact, spock always drags michael with him at t’pring’s casual request. they all space-skype each other and gossip about mutual acquaintances while sipping hot chocolate from champagne flutes.
advanced concept: T’Pring had a huge lesbian crush on Michael
t’pring: spock your sister has aesthetically pleasing features and a gifted mind. i would trust her logic on most things
spock: please refrain from this topic.
t’pring: it is logical to discuss her merits. she is heavily involved in both of our lives. is she going to be here today? where is sh
i should be going to bed but i realized that i’ve never shared here that the guy who made eberron essentially said that the reason he thinks elves aren’t considered adults until age 100 is because they spend so much time at elf practice
(to wit: elves train to do things in the exact same way their ancestors did and it takes them literal decades, and, like, they’ve got decades, but it’s fucking elf practice)
“But then Ocasio-Cortez spoke, followed by Bush, and I saw something
truly terrifying. I saw just how easy it would be, were I less involved
and less certain of our nation’s founding and its history, to fall for
the populist lines they were shouting from that stage.
I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.
I
saw how easy it would be, as someone who has struggled to make ends
meet, to accept the idea that a “living wage” was a human right.
Above
all, I saw how easy it would be to accept the notion that it was the
government’s job to make sure that those things were provided.”
You guys, the Daily Caller just published the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life. It is literally an article where a conservative is just terrified to death that they nearly felt empathy and love.
This article is like the biggest proof I have ever read that conservatives are just pathologically afraid of kindness.
There’s… not even a punchline. Like, the article concludes just a few lines after the quoted section, with no suggestion for why anyone SHOULDN’T support things like universal healthcare. Not even a token “but, you know, the money,” or “but you have to EARN it.” It just ends.
I guess the audience is expected to fill in the blanks? Like “gosh, I almost cared about an unrelated human being, but CLEARLY the very concept is absurd.” Which is… pretty sad, honestly.
I’m telling you, at least according to this article, it is literally just terrifying to think that your kids deserve healthcare and education.
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