Watch Star Trek in in-universe chronological order… Time travel included.
So you start by watching the 3ish minute scene of Voyager where a Q takes Voyager back to the big bang, then you move to the 4ish minute scene of Next Generation where Q takes Picard to the start of evolution on Earth, then to the DS9 episode where they go back to the 1930′s, then Star Trek 4 in the 1970′s.
Then you’re finally able to start watching Enterprise.
there’s a future version of me who’s proud I was strong enough
This is the thing I needed to hear today. Thank you.
Remember loves, if you’re reading this right now you have survived one hundred percent of your worst moments. You may still bear the scars of your hardest days, but you are still here.
[id: a tweet by Affection Gremlin @etescetera reads “Vore is such a high risk high reward joke. If you make a vore joke and
people get it, instant kinship. If they don’t you become the person who
has to explain vore“]
yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore.
like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of
LMAO
[id: a google result titled “Good-bye, 10-Cent Cup Of Coffee – The Washington Post”. here’s the link.
the second image is a crop of the author and date. “By Bill Gold February 17, 1977″]
this is a great question because it narrowed my soul! i would choke on regular chewing gum on the steps outside before even entering the factory. willy would make no attempt to perform the heimlich maneuver and would leave my corpse on the concrete
this ask tapped into an extremely primal part of everyone’s body soul & mind
[id: three replies. usbdongle: “i would choke on gene wilder’s cock”
terribadger: “Would you get a song or would the Oompa Loompas just come by with a couple push brooms later and cram your body into a storm drain?”
theatticgoblin: “I don’t know how I’d die but I’m taking as many fucking oompa-loompas with me as I can”]
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