alright lads gatekeeping as a term is worn the fuck out i propose we swap it out for bridgetrolling

  • no more cowards going โ€˜well of course iโ€™m a gatekeeper bc who else will defend the precious (insert label here)โ€™
  • more reflective of the ugliness theyโ€™re carrying around
  • there isnโ€™t a gate. there was never a gate. youโ€™re just actively getting in the way of other people finding themselves

geekandmisandry:

bemusedlybespectacled:

geekandmisandry:

captainsnoop:

one of the things you just gotta accept when one of your posts gets big is that people are gonna accuse you of fuckinโ€™ everything once that baby hits 1000+ notesย 

any time i shit talk Brands or Stores or Capitalism In General thereโ€™s always fifty galaxy brains that sayย โ€œoh you hate brands, huh? did you know retail employees work for brands? guess you hate the working class, op is classist, confirmed, hereโ€™s a link to my soundcloud and patreonโ€ย 

i have two separate posts about how i hate toys r us because they treat their employees like shit and how i hate brands employingย โ€œrelatableโ€ rudeness in their online advertising in order to trick potential customers in to thinking thatย โ€œWendyโ€™sโ€ is a person you can be friends with and on both posts where i criticized the company, people have respondedย โ€œguess u hate retail workersโ€ย 

fuckin. de-program yourselves. you arenโ€™t your bosses. when someone saysย โ€œi hate wal-martโ€ they arenโ€™t talking about you. theyโ€™re talking about the faceless billionaire businessmen that control walmart and carefully plan out ways to trick poor people out of their money. donโ€™t identify yourself by your place of employment. that shitty cultural attitude is the same sort of nonsense that leads to people writing thank-you letters to their bosses when they get laid off. you are notย โ€œa member of the Tesla family.โ€ youโ€™re a cog in their machine and they care nothing of you, and you donโ€™t owe them a goddamn thing.ย 

so when someone saysย โ€œfuck corporate twitters and their shitty clapbacksโ€ online, thatโ€™s not a personal attack on you. thatโ€™s an attack on hypocritical companies behaving rudely as an advertising tactic when they would fire a retail worker in an instant for acting the same way.ย 

Let me know when this hits a thousand notes, I have some unfounded accusations that OP hates consumers and thinks we shouldnโ€™t buy anything and should literally starve to death.

the timeโ€ฆโ€ฆ.. has come

Captainsnoop wants us to eat the workers and enslave the consumer.