Author: peasantchick

skarchomp:

I hate Smash Bros because every match I play it’s Pretty Anime Sword Boy, Pretty Anime Sword Boy, Pretty Anime Sword Boy, and me as Giant Cartoon Dragon Hot Dad like fuck off Mark and Troy and Corbin I’m trying to have fun for once in my miserable life

ace-angel:

a terf: q***r is bad, q***r theory is bad, when I hear that someone is q***r I assume they’re a straight faker preying on lesbians

somehow, inevitably, a bunch of people on this site with “no terfs allowed” in their about: critical-vulva totally gets it

aevios:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

i was ranting about ableism on twitter and.  i realize a lot of people genuinely do not know this and dont mean harm. so please know this and cause less harm. you will make my life and the life of other autistic people just a little bit better.

[id= @history_lesbian on Twitter “the spectrum DOES NOT refer to ‘how autistic’ you are. all autistic people are the same amount of autistic. theres just a wide SPECTRUM of symptoms and ways those symptoms can manifest in someone. please take this knowledge and use it to fight evil” /end id]

Source: stimpoweredgiraffe

curledtalons:

@ppl who get embarrassed bc they responded “you too” to a server who told them to enjoy their meal: if your first instinct is to be polite & friendly even when you’re not necessarily paying attention you have nothing to b embarrassed about

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay