me, holding the water gun with shaking hands, tears in my eyes: you’ve crossed me for the last time. you know the rules. it has to be this way
my cat, who has gotten onto the counter yet again: *purrs*
me, wiping away tears and steadying my hand: there’s nothing you can say to make this easier
Author: peasantchick
Star Trek – “The Magicks of Megas-Tu”
The Enterprise takes a trip to the center of the galaxy and wind up meeting the actual biblical devil who turns out to be a pretty nice guy.
RATING: 76%
i was just wondering if this had faded into the background noise of the internet yet, but nope, still very much here
name a sentence more cursed than “b99 isn’t cop propaganda because it shows us Good Cops”
[id: tweet by “im jocelyn” @guldeuxchats from october 21st 2017 reading “birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it, lets do it, lets go hurtling straight into a sliding glass door and die” end id]
Make Pride As Naked And Wild As People On Tumblr Think It Is Again
The Cheney Sentinel, Kansas, May 29, 1913
[image text: Things To Worry About.
If your arm was long enough to touch the sun and burn your fingers, you would not feel the pain for 6,702 years.]
being a soft sleepy horny crybaby 24/7 is hard work but someones gotta do it
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