anyone else have a heart thats too soft….. a marshmallow heart…… tempur-pedic mattress heart…. a cotton candy heart…..

barneswilson:

barneswilson:

barneswilson:

any superhero that has to put their gender in their name is irrefutably trans.

superman? trans.
she-hulk? trans.
wonder woman? hella trans.
batman? spiderman? supergirl? iron man? invisible woman? superboy?

completely, 100% trans

it’s the superhero equivalent of wearing a pronoun button

someone just asked me if this rule applies to he-man, master of the universe.

the answer is of course.

his most spectacular power was changing clothes really fast

it’s not math

lazulisong:

centrumlumina:

anextrapart:

matzoballer:

judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

and man do the people with those jobs have a lot of sex

Based on AO3′s AU – Career tag, these are the top 20 areas of employment in the fanfic universe:

Coffeeshop Owners and Employees (about 1/3 of the population)

Teachers

Police and Federal Agents

Office Workers – Generic

Doctors and Nurses

Florists

Bakers

Private Investigators

Models, Fashion Designers and Photographers

Bartenders

Restaurant Owners and Waitstaff

Bookstore Employees

Artists

Lawyers

Firefighters

Authors and Editors

Grocery Store Employees

Pizza Delivery Drivers

Chefs

Journalists

if yall think i’m going to spend my valuable free time off writing about my actual job, a job in which I have literally cleaned human feces out of a kitchen sink, instead of about someone working at a cute bookstore with five cats and a cute human coming to shyly talk about books and let them pet their cute dog, honey have I got news for you about the purpose of escapist literature

where–areyou:

Girls are so fucking pretty. You think after being gay my whole life I wouldn’t be shook anymore, but here I am, still shook

the news that supergirl is introducing a trans character activates my fight or flight

im begging u i’ve seen your lesbian plotline i want u to stop now and let me keep my headcanons intact. don’t show me my trans faves being ~allies~ i don’t want it

cipheramnesia:

sawdust is butch glitter

greatpostsonline:

toxicmutantslimefreaks:

pennamites:

toxicmutantslimefreaks:

pennamites:

tilthat:

TIL that in 2011, Adobe, Apple, Google, Intel, Intuit, Pixar, and Lucasfilm were found guilty of colluding with each other to repress employee wages.

via ift.tt

BUT MUH FREE MARKET WOULD NEVER DO THAT!!!!!

All of those are corporations.

And?

Corporations are fictitious entities invented and recognized by the state.

They aren’t part of the free market.

some new ancap lore i’m unfamiliar with

zooophagous:

tilthat:

TIL that due to the effect that gravity has on time, the core of the earth is approximately 2.5 years younger than the surface

via reddit.com

Dermatologists HATE her

theadamantdaughter:

i wonder if zuko’s redemption arc would’ve been as impactful if his hair didn’t have a redemption arc too

Dysfunctional Beliefs That Are Common in Estranged Parents’ Forums | Issendai.com

argumate:

disexplications:

argumate:

this is probably the scariest page

I remember reading that series a while back.

It’s odd how there’s a network of forums that are effectively forums for abusive parents, even though they wouldn’t accept that label, although it probably comes down to bad driving out good more effectively than the reverse. She mentions in one of the posts that people who are estranged from their children through no fault of their own occasionally show up, but they don’t stick around.

twelve months on the parallels with incel culture are obvious.