peasantchick

lyriform:

lyriform:

a resume is just a ref for your worksona

if this post makes you angry you should be angry at your boss not me

charmingcatastrophe:

nonbinaryfrancisabernathy:

avoidantproblems:

over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid

the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess

the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up

class-struggle-anarchism:

“if this is what it takes for men to feel proud about themselves, then maybe they should feel embarrassed instead” is probably the best single take on Jordan Peterson I’ve read anywhere

being-of-rain:

Ian: It just seems like such an odd form of greeting.

Barbara: It can be astonishing how fast culture changes, Ian. 50 years could make all the difference in the world.

One: Now now, I’m sure we can trust dear Susan to have her facts accurate. Oh, here comes someone now. As Susan showed us.

The three of them: *dabs in synch*

Passer-by: ???????

One: We’ve integrated with society seamlessly! I’m rather impressed if I do say so myself.

the “taxation is theft” guys are really going hard with this “the government should force women to date lonely men” thing

ouidamforeman:

unwillingadventurer:

Illustration by Mark Maddox (from DWM: An Unearthly Beginning article)

The illustration shows a moment from Anthony Coburn’s third draft of An Unearthly Child in which this happens:

“Showing great strength and agility, Dr. Who swings the schoolmaster off balance with a judo throw!”

Let’s all think for a moment that this could have happened. The Doctor throwing Ian into the air! Love it!

This is so fucking ridiculous but I barely even noticed because at this point you could tell me literally anything about Doctor Who and the only reaction I’d have is “that sounds about right”

Source: unwillingadventurer

i’m sick and sore w abdominal pain so Also i get to have no focus and i’ve been crying over stupid things and i’ve been out of it all day because That’s the physical spoons/emotional spoons death spiral i guess

bosmer:

cocainesocialist:

veteranmortal:

noislandofdreams:

cocainesocialist:

one of the most annoying things about royal weddings is all the middle class liberals who come out with their tepid takes about how they ‘don’t mind the royals, actually’ as if a liberal having no problem with unearned wealth and privilege is some massive shocker

Innit. Especially now these two are ‘socially conscious’, the mc liberals can really give that royal arse a good tonguing. The Queen knows what she’s doing, she’s adapting the monarchy to the times. They could go on for another 50 years like this.

The royal family existing is profitable for the UK as a whole, because it basically funds half the tourism industry. They’re obnoxious, but getting rid of them would actively harm the working class in many of the places most hostile to the working class. Get off your bloody high horse.

actually socialising their wealth would benefit the working class directly and we’d get even more tourists when the palaces are fully open to the public, like in the other countries that have done the sensible thing and gotten rid of their monarchies.

In 2016/2017 just under 2,000,000 people visited ‘royal properties’. Meanwhile in 2015/2016, 7,000,000 people visited the British Museum alone. In 2015 nothing related to the monarchy came close to the top 10 most visited attractions in the UK. The ‘monarcy bring money in’ is a myth, in 2016 Flamingo Land was visited more than any palace.

The ‘royal family’ cost about £350,000,000 a year, which is an unjustifiable amount of money considering that since 2010, people using food banks has jumped from 41,000 to 1,200,000.

uranodioning:

alak-cool:

DM, while I’m in combat: “Give me a perception check.”

Me: “Uh, 14?”

DM: “Nevermind.”

Me:

( image above: screengrab of that one kid from the simpsons, sitting alone on an otherwise empty bus, saying “(chuckles) I’m in danger.” )

Worst Fear is that i contract something else that comes with fatigue and that stacks on top the fatigue i already have and i just die of Tired. like i’ll go to bed and my heart and lungs or whatever go “Yeah True i could take a break too”. like i’ll wear out like an old sock or something idk