mechsuit:

6 year old me holding a gecko i found in the school yard: this is how god feels

lesbianhoneys:

hey just a psa that when girls call me honey my heart actually transcends time and space bc i’m just that gay

badgrapple:

captainsnoop:

junioroctopus:

captainsnoop:

moyoka:

captainsnoop:

i’m going to start making shitty formulaic tumblr posts. someone respond to this incredulously so i can threaten them. 

what the fuck

i am going to turn you inside out 

op do you take constructive criticism

the only thing i take is lives 

Im shaking what does this mean

schmergo:

If you don’t have the time and money for both a girlfriend and a dog, then I, a terrifying werewolf, am an excellent bargain

graynard:

anime roboticist: alright here’s your massive robot suit. you have to be in its core, and it mimics your movements 1:1 while you’re in it. also any damage the robot takes you also take in the same place

robot pilot: wouldn’t it make sense for me to control it remotely miles away

anime roboticist: yeah but. cmon