mulletlove:

mulletlove:

lgbt checklist

• non professional haircuts
• inappropriate foot ware
• shirt way 2 small or way 2 big
• had to at one point prepare for a possible future where their family and friends were no longer a support system
• public transit
• substance abuse
• intimacy issues exacerbated by endangering your life by public displays of affection
• fuck cops
• bad memory
• utility related comfort item (The Jacket, The Backpack etc)
• violently hating your body as a teen but realizing it’s other people’s perceptions and expectations of it that you hate in your adult life
• never fucking going to the doctor
• UTIs
• everyone in ur friend group has tried to kill themselves
• maturity at a young age
• flannel

all of u are so surprised that every one of these r applicable….i can tell you exactly why each of them is a universal experience but i bet u can unpack this on ur own….think abt it

phoneus:

phoneus:

mkultra:

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

best sentence so far of 2017

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

bpd-entity:

ok google how do u make a mistake without feeling guilty for the rest of your life

wizardjpeg:

sweetglass:

wizardjpeg:

funny wizard

Never heard of one

i have just placed a fire ball glyph outside your front door. good luck getting groceries

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet