disasterlesbianamelia:

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I just had the most cursed thought. Should I share it?

Are you sure? You won’t be able to unread it.

Here goes…

Thanos’ dick probably actually looks like πŸ†

pull the fucking trigger piglet

dragongf:

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of β€œpolitical correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

wizardshark:

wizardshark:

people were starving and homeless when there was only a billion people on the planet

the problem isnt the amount of people the problem is that a small number of them are hoarding so many resources that the others are starving and dying homeless

capitalism is fundamentally unsustainable and fundamentally oppressive

whosplayerthree:

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

should uncle iroh be classed as a dilf or gilf. Discuss

wikipedia says he’s 65, which sounds like he’s on the cusp of gilfness. does anyone know the official dilf/gilf cutoff points. is it categorised by age alone or is it more like, a state of mind

Well if you want to go on a technicality, he can’t be a gilf, just a dilf. Because his son didn’t live long enough to have a kid of his own.Β 

nah it’s not by your actual kids, that’s silly. especially because men can have kids (biologically) at any age. if you have your first kid at 90, you’re still a gilf. you just skipped out on the dilf stage.

like technically, he’s an uilf. but that’s just not a thing sadly

clitcheese:

should uncle iroh be classed as a dilf or gilf. Discuss

wikipedia says he’s 65, which sounds like he’s on the cusp of gilfness. does anyone know the official dilf/gilf cutoff points. is it categorised by age alone or is it more like, a state of mind