do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him
or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?
if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?
Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???
all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings
Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.
Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.
So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.
Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him
ive been getting a lot of shit about how “first it was the clown now it’s venom” and i have to say how could you even put pennywise and venom in the same league pennywise is an incel and venom is a raw unfiltered chad
Michelle Wolf: *makes jokes about how Sarah Huckabee Sanders is an unapologetic liar and implies she’s a traitor to other women comparable to a fiction character who helps indoctrinate other women into a hyper-misogynist dystopian society*
Men who so deeply objectify women that they cannot fathom a joke involving a woman going deeper than comments on her appearance: Wow did that bitch just call another woman ugly??? So much for the tolerant left
People who pretend Breath of the Wild Link is either a feminine genderqueer twink who likes to feel pretty OR a deranged wild-man who runs around naked and sets everything on fire are fake fools. They’re buffoons.
He’s BOTH, you clowns. You currs. Let my boy be soft and pretty AND commit arson and kill monsters with sticks, you clods. He contains multitudes.
bdsm? no. Bee DSM. for mentally ill bees
going out w friends w mobility issues more like “yeah u go ahead and ill stay in the car : )” i feel like a fucking child told to play in the other room while the adults talk
all “asylum” based horror: some guy obsessed with god and christian religion, some random dude facing a wall and talking to himself, ~~~i bet u thought a patient did this but in fact the doctors were doing evil experiments ooho how subversive~~~~, some dude laughing alone, writing on the wall about “them” or also about god, writing is all in blood somehow, a really buff patient out to kill you for absolutely no reason, if there’s a girl she sings a lot and acts like a toddler
me: i get it u have no imagination
ppl are tagging this outlast but this is literally like 20 different games and movies this is not one single callout it is a genre wide challenge
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