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Author: peasantchick
a cup o covee. sip sip
*blows kiss to the stars*: that’s for all the alternate timeline versions of me
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
You dont have to make the sandwitch
game theory:
which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?
current first place: Mr. Mime.
Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime
Tumblr culture is seeing an info post then seeing it a day later debunked and then seeing it a day later with the debunk debunked and then the next day the
A hard lesson: some people are intellectual flashers who go out into public spaces and open their mental raincoat and waggle their awful opinions at you without permission. You do not have to engage with these people.
i said seagulls
HM
stop it now
trans person names by cis people
birthname: tom
new name: tomella
To be honest Dorian Gray wasn’t evil or anything he was just a normal twink.
… He killed a man and blackmailed another into dissolving the body with acid.
sometimes that’s how it be
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