eurosong:

Good afternoon, folks, and welcome to todayโ€™s Eurovision map – itโ€™s about something admittedly niche, but something that truly fascinates me as a linguist. This year, the number of entries not in English rose quite considerably to the highest proportion since 2013, but English remains the dominant language – but what variety?ย 

Many non-native speakers tend to gravitate either towards American English, the most spoken variety, or British English, which has historically enjoyed a certain cachet in popular music, to the extent that many Americans often feigned English accents or at least adopted non-rhoticity when singing, the tendency to not pronounce historical <r> when it follows a vowel and is not immediately followed by another vowel, for instance in dark, carย or barbecue.ย 

Whilst there are a number of rhotic British accents (in Scotland, Northern Ireland, but even in some regions of England such as the West Country) and a number of non-rhotic accents in the US (most notably in New England and parts of the south), most learners emulate either the rhotic General American or the non-rhotic Received Pronunciation. Thus, by seeing if singers have mostly rhotic or non-rhotic pronunciations, we can see to a certain extent what variety of English dominates the contest.

Two years ago, my feeling that American English was dominating the contest was backed up with a staggering proportion of singersย with rhotic accents, with Eastern Europe and the former USSR, somewhat ironically given the historical context, prone to adopting American English. This year, the pendulum has swung in the opposite direction, with 16 of the countries singing in English doing so with mostly non-rhotic pronunciations, including, this time, most of Eastern Europe. Interestingly, we even have, in Franka, an example of someone influenced by a non-rhotic American English accent (in this case, that of Boston.)

ย With 10 rhotic singers, rhotic pronunciations are still strongly represented, and they are interestingly mostly representing nations of Northern Europe, who, two years ago, were rather more likely to send non-rhotic singers. This group include Waylon, avowedly influenced by American genres; Laura Rizzotto, who lives in the states; and Netta, despite her time in predominantly non-rhotic Nigeria. We also have mixed pronunciation in the Equinox group, and two singers – Michael Schulte and Jessika – who swing so rapidly between rhotic and non-rhotic that I had to note them asย โ€œintermittently rhotic.โ€

What I find particularly interesting is the fact that few of the singers are purely rhotic or non-rhotic, with a tendency to not pronounce the r when it follows an unstressed schwa (as in forever) but to pronounce it relatively clearly after a and o. It may well be that [a] new type[/s] of partial rhoticity is/are emerging, independent of Englishโ€™s major varieties!

stabby-salamander:

stabby-salamander:

z-nogyrop:

z-nogyrop:

thoseย โ€œmonkey brain/human brainโ€ posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

*looking at a tiger*

monkey brain: that animal right there is a dangerous predator adapted for stalking, chasing, and quickly dispatching of creatures like us. we should find high ground to get away from it before it sees us

human brain: hehe kitty wana pet

monkey brain: the ocean is the last place we want to be right now. weโ€™re not built to swim and weโ€™ll likely drown within five minutes. and letโ€™s not even get into what might want to kill us once we get into open water

human brain: wheee swimmy

stimpoweredgiraffe:

ok do you guys remember those Capri Sun โ€œRESPECT THE POUCH, RESPECT IT!โ€ ads where children would deface a Capri Sun pouch in some way and then suffer some karmic punishment thematically connected to the way they disrespected pouch

then there were Airheads commercials where eating an airhead would turn your head into a balloon

and there were Fruit Gusher ads similar to that except your head turned into an enormous piece of fruit

what happened where for this brief period of time (in america at least) it was decided the best way to get kids to buy fruit themed junk food was to imply there was some kind of chaotic evil force that would let you sip its sweet nectar and feast on its fruit, but only if you were willing to sacrifice your state of existence and obey the artificially flavored outer godsย  ย 

idionymon:

listen all this stuff about lesbians being dumbโ€ฆbottoms canโ€™t driveโ€ฆgays canโ€™t do mathsโ€ฆI believe none of this. these are tumblr geek traits, and furthermore it is a known tumblr geek trait to be self-deprecating. do not slander all lesbians gays bottoms and bottom aligneds like this. somewhere out there, there is a femme bottom, living her best life, driving fast and doing triple integrals at the same timeโ€ฆand she believes in you.