how does one make friends while being fucking exhausted during every conversation and interaction
Author: peasantchick
Voyager AU where anytime Neelix says anything Tuvok nerve pinches him and he spends the rest of the episode lying unconscious wherever he landed and occasionally people trip over him but nobody moves him
omg dont u hate it when on duolingo ur rushing through an exercise like yeehaw cowboy this is easy and then u type some shit like “an hospital” and the app is like “illogical, wrong” and u die
D&D Hardmode
Nobody in the party is allowed to have a backstory with dead parents.
Too easy, meet me in my gauntlet. D&D Nightmare mode: Nobody in the party is allowed to have a sad backstory.
your party all has to schedule time to visit their live parents roughly once a month even if that conflicts with their normal quest flow. bringing souvenirs for your younger siblings is encouraged
you: chronic pain
me, an intellectual: i got them nerfendings
@god unnerf me coward
it’s incredible how everyone on this site talks about their mental illnesses and how childhood in particular is usually the root of it, how literally almost every person going to therapy has childhood traumas caused by adults, but you’re so happy to talk about hating kids, to say cruel and dehumanizing things about them (calling them “demons”, comparing them to animals and inanimate objects you dislike, viewing them as an inconvenience and a thing to be trained and disciplined, etc), to not show them basic human decency or compassion while acting like this kind of mindset is completely okay and harmless
[id: “you guys are just mean” meme, edited to read “there is no personality disorder that makes someone inherently abusive. you guys are just mean.”]
An artist’s rendition of me eating my breakfast!
I love it!
Thank you so much for the show of Respect.
WarriorMale
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