Author: peasantchick

groverarms:

Me: I wish to spend an extended time rubbing my fingers over some small patch of pleasantly-textured surface. Perhaps the fur of an animal?

The miniaturized apex predator with which I share my home: [vibrates at a soothing frequency to encourage this behavior]

moxperidot:

ajanigoldmane:

jmonsaord:

jmonsaord:

scanlan:

a list of dnd classes from most gay to least gay and cleric/bard is at the top, rogue is in the middle, and sorcerer/monk is probably at the bottom

“sorcerer is the least gay” you’re a fucking fool Dave

This post is a personal attack against me actually

sorcerers rely on charisma how the hell do you expect straight people to do that

No see they’re saying sorcerers are bottoms

clitcheese:

clitcheese:

“skeletons and zombies are the same thing. skeletons just have less meat”

— absolute coward proverb, full of lies

SKELETONS 💀 DON’T 💀 NEED💀 BRAINS 💀 FOOLS 💀💀☠☠😹💅

zombies = slow, sluggish, can’t swordfight, always moaning, no stealth capability

skeletons = agile, powerful, can swordfight, could also do backflips probably. the superior warriors. they’ve already infiltrated our puny bodies. meat is for the weak