frenums:

there b some specific ass machines in this world

sanrxo:

no offense but …. womaniser woman womaniser youre a womaniser (oh) womaniser (oh) youre a womaniser baby

liaability:

liaability:

everyone says “i forgive but i don’t forget” whereas my dumb, bitter ass is over here never forgiving but always forgetting

once i remember why i was mad in the first place, it’s over for you hoes

tredlocity:

Ralph enters loss.jpeg

realanimeboy:

what if people wrote author notes in essays like people do in fanfics

A/N: omg here comes the thesis statement!! >_<

A/N: almost at the minimum word requirement this was soooo hard

professor: shut up and write idiot -__-

me: eep o_o!!

butchscientist:

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk